"I was the kid your mom made you invite to your birthday party who then started crying and had to be picked up early."
"Plastic surgeons are really great at that “if a department store mannequin ate a 100 lemons” look."
"my pool boy is late because he says he is not my pool boy and I don’t have a pool and stay out of my neighbor’s yard"
"Can anyone tell me how Arcade Fire feel about modern life? Like, are they cool with it or do they have notes?"